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There's nothing like a dad joke to make you thoroughly cringe and burst out laughing all at once. But while dad jokes may be corny, that doesn't mean they can't be legitimately funny.

Whether we like to admit to it or not, dad jokes can serve as the perfect icebreaker for any uncomfortable situation. Find the best dad joke to crack at your next barbecue, PTA meeting, or any other place you see fit with our list of 20 dad jokes that are actually funny!

20. What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?

1forest1.

19. What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A magician flipping through a deck of cards.

Pick a cod, any cod.

18. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

17. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

16. What do you call a hippie's wife?

An up close shot of a woman smiling and dancing.

Mississippi.

15. Do you think glass coffins will be a success?

Remains to be seen.

14. The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

An up close of Donald Trump at a podium.

They have to yell, "Donald Duck!"

13. Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

12. What sound does a witches car make?

A witch standing on the side of the road hitch hiking.

Broom broom.

11. What concert costs just 45 cents?

A man holding pocket change in his palm.

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

10. This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there!

9. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

An animation of an elephant at the top of a tree.

Because they're so good at it!

8. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

A close-up shot of a bookmark between a book's pages.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

7. How do you make holy water?

A close-up shot of a pot with boiling water.

You boil the hell out of it.

6. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

A man itching his head and looking confused.

Nobody knows.

5. What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

4. 3 unwritten rules of life…

A table with a blank notepad, phone, coffee, and headphones.

1.

2.

3.

3. What does the horse say after it tripped?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

Shoes standing before a left and right arrow.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

1. What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neil.

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History Facts - The Berlin Wall

The Berlin Wall was built by the East German government to allegedly protect its people from the fascist elements of West Germany. The West Berlin city government called it the Wall of Shame because it restricted freedom of movement.
From 1949 to 1961, when the wall was a threat but had not been constructed yet, over two million East Germans fled to the West. In 1961, Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev agreed to help East Germany build the wall.
138 of the people who attempted to cross the Berlin Wall, were shot dead, committed suicide, or suffered tragic accidents. Ida Sikman who died on August 22, 1961, was the wall's first victim.
The first person to escape the Wall was Conrad Schumann, an East German border guard corporal. He jumped over the three-foot-high roll of barbed wire. The wall's last victim was an East German who tried to fly over the wall with a hot air balloon but crashed into power lines.
East German politburo member Gunter Schabowski, announced on November 9, 1989, that the restrictions on travel visas are lifted. The announcement, however, was one day too soon, resulting in thousands of East Berliners at the Wall. The border officers ultimately opened the crossing.
The demolition of the Berlin Wall started in the summer of 1990. Most of the sections were recycled for other construction projects, but a few were auctioned off. Some are scattered in locations like the Vatican gardens, or the men's room at a Las Vegas casino.

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